Sunday, November 4, 2012


Rita: "I think I may have....tried viagra at least once"
Me: *falls off chair*
Rita: "That was supposed to be two sentences!"

A special guest quote from our Abnormal Psych prof:
"I'm surprised no one has come up to me and said 'Sorry I was late, I was masturbating and just couldn't pull the trigger' "

There was one about me dating asses, but that was more of a figurative thing.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

Just because it fits in your mouth does not mean it belongs there.

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